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Stonefang Tunnel, Armor Spider Archstone

(if it's your first encounter with him)

• Oh, you're not mad like the rest, are you?
  Well, what jolly travelling companions are we? Pleased to meet you; call me Patches.
  Oh, see that treasure over there? Go on and take it! My gift to you, just to show that we're friends.
  Phew, I'm glad to meet you. These soul starved imbeciles will drive you mad.

(if you met him before)

• Oh, hello again.
  Hey, don't turn a cold shoulder. I didn't mean to do you wrong, really!
  O, I have an idea! That treasure over there should be mine, but I'll let YOU have it!
  I promise, no tricks! I won't move a muscle until the treasure's safely in your hands.
  You can trust me… can't you? I'm just trying to do right and make amends here, hmm?
• What's the matter? You're too good for treasure?

If you take item

• Oh, oh!! Who'd have thought it? Bearbugs!
  My apologies, it's just not your day.
  As promised, the treasure is all yours.
  If you survive, that is!
  Good luck to you!

After escape (not killing bearbug)

• You… How did you do that? I really didn't attempt to fool you. It was just bad luck.
  And besides, you're safe and sound, right? Worry not, worry not.
  Here it is, your little treasure, safe and sound. Go on. Take it, take it! Heh heh heh heh.

After Escape (killing bearbug)

• You… How did you do that? Worry not, the treasure is all yours!
  Tough luck with the Bearbugs, but you certainly showed them, didn't you?
  Here it is, the treasure, safe and sound. Go on. Take it, take it! Heh heh heh heh.
• Heh heh heh. You're simply unlucky. Worry not.
  Stay by me, and my luck'll rub off on you soon enough!

If you kill bearbug instead of taking treasure

• You… How did you do that?

• Shrine of Storms, Adjudicator Archstone

(if it's your first encounter with him)

• Oh! the Demons haven't got to you, have they? I'm in luck.
  You see that pit? It's filled with treasure, but, er I can't get to it myself.
  Go on, have a look! It's more riches than I've ever dreamed of!
  That's it, that pit just there. Go on, get a little closer.

(if you met him before)

• Oh, hello again.
  Hey, don't turn a cold shoulder. I didn't mean to do you wrong, really!
  C'mon now, we've got better things to fret about!
  That pit there is filled with treasure, but, er I can't get to it myself.
  Go on, have a look! It's more riches than I've ever dreamed of!
  That's it, that pit just there. Go on, get a little closer.
• What's keeping you? Have a look at that treasure, down in the pit.
  Then we'll work out a way to fish it out. Heh heh heh heh.

If you look 

• Heh heh, don't hold it against me, eh?
  Take your time starving to death; then I'll sell every last trinket off your corpse!
  Keh heh heh heh!

After escaping Adjudicator Archstone cavity

First time you speak with him

• Y-you. Hey look, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean what I said. I mean, a man's got to make a living, right? Here, look I can make up for it. There aren't many humans like us. We need to stick together! I know! Here, take this, as a token of my friendship. You've seen one of these before, surely?
• Heh heh heh.
  C'mon, let's be friends, what do you say! No need to drag each other down.

Nexus, after encountering him in any world

• Well, I remember you.
  I'm glad I found you. I've found some really nice trinkets.
  Well, we've been long acquainted, so I'm willing to part with them at a special price, but only if you buy today!
• Nothing here is stolen, I swear.
  I no longer partake in the whole corpse-robbing thing.
  Yeah… No, I'm completely free from my vice.
  My old Mother would be proud indeed!
  Aren't you proud of me too?
• I've not seen YOU of late.
  Heh heh heh, have I got some stuff for you!
  No, no, don't mention it! It's the least I can do for a dear friend!
  But do pay for them.

Nexus, after rescuing Saint Urbain

• You see that priest and his disciples over there?
  They still don't trust me after that little incident behind the altar.
  Shouldn't they believe in forgiving and forgetting and all that?
  Well, I have news for them. Praying has not put food in my mouth, nor anyone else's.

Nexus, after beating 2nd Archdemons

• I have bad news.
  There's a rumour that the silent chief Yurt has infiltrated Boletaria.
  Yurt's a mercenary; he'd kill his own kin for the right price.
  Now, I'm not a saint, but compared to Yurt I'm as saintly as they come.
  So I implore you to stay away from Yurt, the assassin in black.

Nexus, after beating 3rd Archdemons

• No no, don't mention it, it's the least I can do for a dear friend. But do pay for them!
• Did you ever visit the Valley of Defilement?
  The bog there is filled with the corpses of honourable knights too foolish to stay out of harm's way.
  You may have heard of some of them.
  Vito the Moonlight Knight, Risaia of Istarel, and many, many more.
  I reckon they left behind some fine armour and weapons.
  Why not have a visit… see what you can find?

Leaving without shopping

• Well, do as you please, but you may yet regret refusing my offer.
• Well, do as you please, but don't come a-crying when it works not.
• Fine, fine, fine, I cannot make you.
  Though I know you'll come back soon.

Leaving while talking

• Hey, where are you off to?

When attacked

• You slimy little wretch! What did I ever do to you?